i need a bunch of these
I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and live all the lives I want. I can never train myself in all the skills I want. And why do I want? I want to live and feel all the shades, tones and variations of mental and physical experience possible in life. And I am horribly limited.
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| — | Sylvia Plath (via leemilby) |
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I know I’m on the internet and what did I expect and people and mistakes and all…
But people are so fucking stupid. And ignorant.
Sometimes I can’t help but shout “You’re on a computer - You could have googled that and it would have taken no time at all!” at my laptop screen.
And then my despair reaches out of my stomach and with it’s ghostly fingers strangles me and I die, coughing, with my face permanently twisted into an expression of utter disgust.
Right. So bored right now that someone has to ask me questions. I don’t care what they’re about. Just ask.
Fuck.
do you like stump porn?
I’ve been waiting for this question.
I do love stump porn, yes. The stumpier the sexier I always say. It’s just the way they move…
Now, don’t mock my turn-on dear Kittycat, as your stump porn career hasn’t started. Yet.
But I’m sure mr. ‘I’m-in-Glee What’s-his-face’ will help you on your way to the top.
His cripple fetish is a beautiful thing. Society has a lot to learn from his injury inspired stiffy.
